Showing posts with label 2016. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2016. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Questions I Still Have About ‘Beauty and the Beast’ in This Year of Our Lord 2016


Questions I Still Have About ‘Beauty and the Beast’ in This Year of Our Lord 2016.

Beauty and the Beast
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The new teaser trailer for Beauty and the Beast has officially hit the Internet, and so far, the only new information we know is that Ewan McGregor can’t really do a French accent.
But until a full trailer drops and we get to see how an anthropomorphic candelabra will look in a non-animated film, I’m going to use that time to discuss every single problem I have with the 1993 Beauty and the Beast in the hopes that somehow, this new movie will give me some of the answers I’ve been waiting for.


Did the Beast actually deserve to be turned into a beast?


“Of course!” you’re probably thinking. “He was selfish and greedy, and cared too much about appearances! The hag offered him a rose to spend the night in his castle, and he refused her!”